Anne of Cleves
Although Anne is portrayed as a horse on page 25, she is also wearing the traditional flemish headress which I refer to as that "crazy stuffed sausage hat." Anne's headress must have seemed particularly strange to the English court where the gable and the french hood were worn by most women. We all know that kids can be so mean when someone isn't wearing the latest fashion craze and the Tudor court was no exception. On top of breaking a fashion faux pas, Anne couldn't speak a word of English, she didn't sing, play an instrument, or know any of the English dances. We have to wonder if her sense of foreigness colored Henry's first impression of her.